Jungle

Evaluating The Jungle From AC/DC’s “Welcome To The Jungle” For Its Suitability As a Corporate Retreat Location

pros:

• extremely welcoming
• fun and games
• has everything you want
• has people who can find whatever you may need
• good if you have money
• take it day by day
• bright lights
• learn to live like an animal
• you can have anything you want

cons:

• has your disease
• wants to watch you bleed
• won’t get there for free (usually the case)
• gets worse here everyday
• gonna bring you down/to your knees
• you’re gonna die

once again we have decided to go to Orlando