Vampire Soda

curtis: if a vampire wanted a fizzy drink would they have to go after scuba divers and intentionally give them the bends?

tiff: couldn’t they just extract the blood and add carbon dioxide directly? I mean, unless this is Ann Rice rules

curtis: I mean, nitrogen works to make the stout all foamy, that’s also what’s happening to scuba divers, right?

tiff: it only takes, like, a few bubbles to kill you, I don’t think the vampires could move the scuba divers fast enough to make this satisfying