Welcome to Mastodon
(smug, haughty)
welcome to our haven, poor and desperate tweetsite refugees. together we shall create a shining utopia
(just as soon as a handful of dudes buy some slightly larger postgres servers and reconcile the problem of one entire sidekiq thread per toot)
i will be your guide to the customs and desires of this place we call home, as I have been here for fourty five entire of the minutes
the first decision you have to make in the fediverse is which of the five camps you fall into:
- an artist
- a programmer
- a programmer, but also bi
- german
- other