Hardware Store

in interview, Weird Al has mentioned that Albequerque is one of his most requested songs, presumably because it’s length makes it seem like it would be difficult to perform live: but actually it’s quite easy.

When asked which of his songs would actually be most difficult to perform live, he responded with Hardware Store, which has never been performed live: it’s impractically difficult to execute live.

which, uh, listening to the song… yeah

when someone rolls into karaoke and requests an Adele song you know they’re either a pocket ringer or about to have a bad time

I can’t imagine someone rolling into karaoke and requesting Hardware Store under ANY circumstances