Heinz

Heinz’s (Canadian) ketchup has a bold new marketing claim on the bottle, “5 Simple Ingredients”.

but if you check what those ingredients are, they’re “Tomato Paste, Vinegar, Salt, Sugar, Spices” .

and while they’re not required by law to publish their proprietary spice blend,

“spices” is not just one ingredients

anyways now introducing my bold new 1-ingredient Long Island Iced Tea, where the 1 ingredient is “alcohols”