Subway Mustard
Did you know that (at least where I live, in Canada) Subway briefly stopped carrying MUSTARD?
that is a CORE SANDWICH CONDIMENT
conspiracy theory: it’s part of an ongoing raft of changes intended to make Subway higher-calorie and more expensive, like gradually hiding the “ham sandwich” ($8) behind the “kia sorrento steak supremo megasubwich” ($14)
I’m glad that before long they caved and brought basic ballpark mustard back
2025 Editor’s Note: Honestly, for all I know this one Subway just ran out of mustard one time, going straight to conspiratorial thinking may not have been the right move.