Thereese

yesterday my D&D players got to explore a cemetery where every single headstone was a “Here lies Bob, who drowned”-tier stupid pun

“Here lies Wayne, died in a stowm”

“Here lies Thereese, who had diseese”

here’s the full list:

• Here lies Will, who left no inheritance
• Here lies Rob, who was mugged
• Here lies Taylor, who seamed alive
• Here lies Pat, touch his grave for luck
• Here lies Ty, roped into this whole business
• Here lies Phil, accidentally buried alive
• Here lies Barry, who killed Phil on accident
• Here lies Doug, who helped Barry
• Here lies Dawn, her husband mourning
• Here lies Locke, a man with a secret
• Here lies Eileen, who stood up against injustice
• Here lies Frank, who, honestly, was just the worst
• Here lies Deforest, who died in de city
• Here lies Wayne, died in a storm
• Here lies Bea, allergic to honey
• Here lies Chuck, thrown by a horse
• Here lies Peg, who fell into a round hole
• Here lies Mary, killed by her husband
• Here lies Bill; exploded still
• Here lies Therese, who had diseese
• Here lies Rowan, who loved his boat
• Here lies Lance, from infected boil
• Here lies Grant, who gave generously
• Here lies Liv, who died
• Here lies Carol, who’s sung her last note
• Here lies Aiden, helpful to the end
• Here lies Kent, who, in fact, could
• Here lies Paige, who took a turn for the worse
• Here lies Reid, clarinet-maker
• Here lies Kerry, pall-bearer
• Here lies Sue, famous lawyer
• Here lies Pierce, who took an arrow
• Here lies Nick, his throat was slit
• Here lies Chase, killed by a pack of wild dogs
• Here lies Mark, who died protecting his brand
• Here lies Bob, who drowned