HTML Cheat Sheet (Inaccurate)

A HTML Cheat Sheet I Compiled Without Checking To See If Anything I Remember Is Accurate or True

• start with a doctype (to indicate that you know what kind of doctor this code requires)
• html for the whole diggitydoo
  • head for the metadata
  • title for the title
  • link for CSS (note that, despite zelda being the name on the box, zelda is not interchangeable with link here)
  • script for JS
• body for the stuff you actually see
• soul for stuff that doesn’t go in the head or the body (note, not supported in materialist browsers)
• div is a box for holding literally anything
• section is “div” for people with too much time on their hands
• p for paragraphs
• b for bearagraphs
• h1 h2 h3 h4 h5 h6 for headers
• f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 for footers
• span for stuff like individual text that’s in a line and doesn’t need a whole box on its own
• spain for the country, spain, where the rain is mainly on the plain
• ol and ul are the containers for ordered lists and unordered lists
• li for the list items that goes into whichever list.
• la, a note to follow so
• ti, a drink with jam and bread
• blockquote for quotes
• img for images (note: Tim Berners-Lee sold the a and e for beer money)
• abbr is the sound you make when you give your cat a raspberry
  • he will scratch your face but it is worth it
• I’m pretty sure there’s an audio and a video but I have to look these ones up every time I use them because they have complicated formats inside of them.
• pre and code for stuff you want to look like code
• marquee to let people know you’re a baller
• form for forms
• void is form but it doesn’t do anything (it is public and static, though)
• button for buttons
• input … okay, I usually have to look up the syntax for inputs, but there’s a whole mess of ’em, like “text” and “password”
• output was made illegal in 1998 and doesn’t get used anymore
• em and strong for emphasis and STRONK
• weak is like strong but it sets font-weight:100
• table is for layout, if you like pain, but otherwise the tr (table rows) and th (table headers) and td (table data) and tm (trademarks) mostly only come up if you’re actually rendering tabular data. Which still happens sometimes, if you’re the sort of person who wears a TIE. And PANTS.
• <!-- is Athena’s arrow of wisdom, any text that you spear with it is rendered invisible to the reader -->
• center is no longer supported, it’s been replaced by the vastly superior canadianism, centre
• iframe is a little web browser that lives inside your web browser, with its whole own little society. hi there little iframe people! what is it like in there?
• aframe is a house that is shaped like this /\