This gin was overpriced but it was worth it to become my best olive oil bottle for multiple consecutive years.

y’all I put a rack with hooks next to my bed to hang up all of the “chair” clothes between uses and it’s a lifechanging improvement

ikea had one for fit-teen dollars

if you learn about how fiber works, like, “it moves things through your intestine faster so there’s less of a chance to metabolize all that fat in there” you start to think

“wow, I could hack the whole thing and eat a load of fiber so that the fat barely has a chance to settle”

which, uh, it turns out is not some amazing hack, that is just what vegetables is

it’s still a good idea though: yes, you should eat lots of vegetables

used alcohol bottles make fabulous oil pours, and then you can buy big honking oil containers for very reasonable prices

I can’t remember where this advice came from but I remember reading just a whole bunch of creative ways to use your phone camera to make your life easier and it actually WAS one of the few things that I would consider real, good “life hacks”.

if you write your shopping list in a dry-erase board on your fridge, you can just snap a photo of that on the way out of the house

need to remember where you parked your car? take a picture

there are loads of things where instead of taking a note, you can take a picture and have that be faster and better: remember your phone’s camera as a visual notepad

shopping at IKEA? oh BABY you should use your camera to keep track of what you intend to buy

take a picture of your hotel’s room number when you check in

need to tell somebody something about your phone? use your phone to take a picture of your pho- aw, shit, okay, this one doesn’t work unless you’ve got some mirrors

to fix a hole in your jeans, simply put them on over another pair of jeans. Then, when you look into the hole in the outer jeans, you’ll only find more jeans