A Love Letter to the Suplex
every time I see two people hugging in a picture my mind immediately moves to the next frame where one of them is delivering a devastating suplex
try it: you, too, can enjoy this brain disease
the suplex is objectively funny
like, imagine this scenario:
a realtor is taking a man through a nice building. they say “well, if this fourplex isn’t the right size for you, perhaps I can interest you in a duplex?”
prospective buyer: “no, I still think that’s going to be too small.”
realtor: “okay, well, I’m showing off a beautiful suplex right now.”
prospective buyer: “a… suplex?”
realtor:
note: this joke also works with a round house for similar reasons , although it’s 18% less hilarious
