High School Bully, here!

Good news, everyone (he says, punching a nerd) I’ve announced a new plan to gradually go completely nerd-punching neutral by the year 2050 through the slow rollout of innovative programs like “nerd-punching credits” and “small subsidies for punching alt-freaks, like goths or stoners”.

It’s a little known fact, but 100% of carbon emissions are the responsibility of one billionaire named “Peeps McRockefeller” and if we simply eat him the world would go back to being sustainable