Mayostard
So, Tiff (humorously, and non-seriously) proposed combining raspberry jam and cream cheese into one super-condiment, and I warned her that it would have the expiry date of cream cheese, and then furiously tried to remember which sketch comedy group did a mustard+mayonnaise sketch.
Me: “I think it’s… you know… two guys… throwing underwear around… shitting in a tub… those guys.”
Tiff: “Tim and Eric?”
Me: “Yeah!”
Narrator: it was Mr. Show