the Menquakerite movement was started by pious John Seymour Slack-Huddle in 1867

“The devil’s oats enliven the lust and lead a man to thoughts of sin. We must turn to more godly and chaste grains like millet and sorghum.”

– John Seymour Slack-Huddle

Slack: HEY! I HAVE A NOTIFICATION FOR YOU!

Me: but it’s after work on a friday what is it

Slack: IT’S THIS THING A CO-WORKER SAID YESTERDAY

Me: slack what is wrong with you

Slack: I’VE FORGOTTEN HOW NOTIFICATIONS WORK

Me: i’m surprised you answered but ok

ed: for context, around this time Slack was struggling to stop notifying you that you had an available message, even if you did not, in fact, have an available message.

I don’t like it when I crack into a discord community with like 100 people in it and they have 40 different threads

you don’t need this many threads

you need maybe three